Любовта трае три години

Някои вярват в любовта, други не вярват. А Марк Мароние вярва, че любовта трае три години. И има доказателства за това: статистиките, биохимията и личният опит. Началото на неговия разказ съвпада с развода след тригодишен брак. Първата година човек казва: „Ако ме напуснеш, ще се убия“. Втората година казва: „Ако ме напуснеш, ще страдам, но ще ми мине“. Третата година казва: „Ако ме напуснеш, ще изстудя шампанското“... Първата година се купуват мебели. Втората година се разместват мебели. Третата година се делят мебели. Дали любовната история с Алис (все още съпруга на друг мъж) ще завърши по същия начин? Дали връзката им ще премине отвъд съдбоносната граница във времето? С характерния си привидно безгрижен тон Фредерик Бегбеде ни поднася доста горчиви мисли за съвместния възможен и невъзможен живот на мъжа и жената в едно общество, където любовта има гаранционен срок, също както колите и пералните.

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